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Rise of a Football God
by GREAT
It all started on 28, May, 2011…A football game was played, an unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was born with it.‘I want to play ball!’It all ended on 12, May, 2018…Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was killed with it.And it all changed on 18, December, 2022…Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and with it, a miracle was created.{Your plea for a miracle has been answered!}{Congratulations! Y…
The Next Big Thing
by David_Adetola
"Football isn't just a game"—it's life.For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows.But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigr…
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
I Choose You (A Nigerian Romance): Book 1 & 2
by Zanyyy
(Please note that this book is currently unedited) Vol 1~ I Choose You. (Completed)'No matter what, No matter the time, No matter the place, No matter the century, No matter what's to come, I. will always. CHOOSE. YOU'.Everyone saw her as crazy..... But he saw her as nothing less than perfection....................Blurb:"Why?" was the only thing he said.Confused I asked "Why what?""Why do you always do this to yourself?" the tone in which he spoke almost seemed like he was heartbroken about some…
In Love with a Stranger
by Mcllorycat
Eden McBride has terrible luck with both men and job hunting so she is stuck working in a kids' pizza restaurant after finishing college. The last thing she expected was that her perfect match would be her coworker in the dog mascot costume. Troy is kind, funny, and has a great taste in books and movies but there is one problem...she has never seen his face. Eden doesn't realize there is a second, bigger problem. Troy has another secret involving the rather compelling reason to keep his face hid…
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
Xyrin Empire
by Yuan Tong
The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not.Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. Wit…
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…
Jadesola
by À D Ù K É
"Jadesola is a Nigerian twenty five year old, who has been married to Michael Olumide, a thirty year old business man for five years.She got married to him without a choice and he won't let her get a divorce. With her anxiety coupled with social anxiety, she manages to survive through the torment of living with Michael.The pain of living with a man she knew would never love her or treat her like a woman.She meets Jide, a coworker who shows her that she deserves more than she gets. He shows her a…
The Tenth Victim
by Saviour_Ibok_4011
SynopsisWith the wake of a serial killer that seems untraceable, Bryan Derrick—a detective with a high success rate—is sent to help out in the case but things quickly spiral as he is entangled in many life threatening events as he tries to uncover the secret of the 'smiling psychopath'.He soon discovers a plot in this new city and discovers that it is made by his arch enemy. he soon realises that his past has followed him to this new city. He makes new friends and helps then solve their problems…
The Nigerian Phenomenon
by Henrique_Almeida_
Immerse yourself in a novel about the rise of a legendary sportsman.Follow Wilian Usmain on his journey to become one of the greatest players in world football history.He travels back to a time in his past where opportunities abound. Access to a system capable of propelling you to greater heights is just icing on the cake.From a dreamer to a true monster, he relentlessly pursues his goal of becoming the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen.
Nerd In A Paranormal Condom
by DestinyNdi
"So please tell us, sir. What is your greatest weakness?""Losing my wife", he grinned.The hostess smiled, "Aww, that's beautiful. What will you say is your greatest strength?""Having my wife"."Okay sir, last question... How would you describe your wife?" His lips grew into a devious grin, uncontrollably holding the hand of his heart's desire."The best dream no man but me deserves".The entire audience clapped in adoration. Delia smiled, glancing at her husband then back at the interviewer.The hos…
A Dragon & Her Yoga Teacher
by O_Lyn
***Winner of Silver Prize for WPC#207!***Sabrina is a 1,500-year-old dragon shapeshifter who fell in love with her super sexy, super hot yoga teacher and set out to seduce him. Kavan, the yoga teacher, is mortal and doesn't even know about the existence of dragon shapeshifters. So, Sabrina tried everything to seduce him and he avoided her thinking she is a married woman. When they finally get together, (oh trust me, it was HOT!) the Sea Jade Dragon Clan council of elders are against their union!…
Rise of Idan: Nigeria's Reign
by NPCs
[DING!!!! CHAPTERS ARE UPDATED DAILY!!!!]In a world on the edge of destruction, an extraordinary event alters humanity forever. As the Earth shakes with an apocalyptic cataclysm, people awaken unique powers, while a mysterious System emerges to govern and rank their abilities.Meet Ebuka Olayinka, a young Nigerian whose life takes an unexpected turn when he manifests incredible powers amidst the chaos. Joined by a diverse group of power-wielders, Ebuka embarks on a journey to comprehend his role …
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
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by Z Cr4vinz
" Aspen Williams. Twenty three year old personal assistant and public surveyor. She's funny, beautiful not to mention sarcastic. Everything that her boss wants but she doesn't want him. At least that's what she tells herself. Dante Wright. Twenty five year old billionaire. He's a player. Cold hearted and Ruthless. Aspen thinks she doesn't need him in her life but that doesn't stop him. He wants her. And everything he wants he gets. But what happens when obstacles get in their way?"
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED
by DCreativeApkDev
This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
Ocean eyes: A Nigerian teen romance
by Blak_cherry
I thought everything was over.I thought I would be free from everything.But then...he showed up. Why? Why did it have to be now?"Look at me, Tilda," His soothing voice came.I didn't want to look at him. I knew better than to do so. I felt his hand on my chin and he titled my face in the direction of his. I knew myself very well. I couldn't resist those eyes...those eyes, there was something about them that I couldn't resist. He didn't know, but he was luring me further into a trap that I knew I …